national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy May 24, 2018

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National jimmy day

April 19th. The day everyone take a bite of their jimmy until it eventually kills them.

Everyone take a bite of their jimmy, today is national jimmy day!!

by The cult of jimmy April 19, 2022