Nate's Law

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This law states: When a woman is getting dick on a regular basis, without the stress of having to work for it (ie married, live-in boyfriend), she will gain weight. When a woman quits getting dick and has to go out or work for it (seperated, busted up, divorced), she then looses weight.

Dang, Julie can't escape Nate's Law, she has put on about 10 pounds since she's moved in with Odie.

Nate's Law by ndawg1025 April 14, 2010

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Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one

Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!

Nate's Law by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022

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Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

Nate's Law by xeralock June 19, 2024

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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