Nate's Law

This law states: When a woman is getting dick on a regular basis, without the stress of having to work for it (ie married, live-in boyfriend), she will gain weight. When a woman quits getting dick and has to go out or work for it (seperated, busted up, divorced), she then looses weight.

Dang, Julie can't escape Nate's Law, she has put on about 10 pounds since she's moved in with Odie.

Nate's Law by ndawg1025 April 14, 2010

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Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one

Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!

Nate's Law by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022

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Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

Nate's Law by xeralock June 19, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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