Nascar Face 

Nascar face occurs after staring at the tv for over 3 or 4 hours straight of nascar. The face has dried out eyeballs and a gaping mouth.

"Dude, that guy looks hideous"! "No dude, he just has nascar face".

Nascar Face by KyleDeepShit April 17, 2010

NASCAR-face 

someone who, upon seeing their face, you know probably watches NASCAR; also see hick, redneck, white trash, or trailer trash.

At the beach
Megan: Oh that guy in the blue board shorts by the water has a hot body!
Sarah: Agreed but I got a better look at him earlier and he totally has NASCAR-face.
Megan: Pitty.

At Walmart
Jeff: Why does Walmart seem to have such a high ratio of NASCAR-face?
Jake (holding up a Dale Earnhart Jr. t-shirt): Well this probably doesn't help matters.

NASCAR-face by CrashJE June 23, 2010

nascar facelift 

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

nascar facelift by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

NASCAR Facelift 

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

NASCAR Facelift by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006