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Narchiologist 

Someone who is an expert and studies in the field of narcotic history
Dr Free is an expert Narchiologist and the authority on the history of Narcotics.
Narchiologist by The Sweig April 15, 2019

narcilogue 

N. a manner of responding that does not acknowledge the importance of what is being said by the speaker by bringing the focus of the conversation back to his or her own interests; narcissistic dialogue. "I am really worried about this midterm." "I know, I had a midterm yesterday and I think I might have failed"
Person 1: "I am really worried about this midterm."

Person 2: "I know, I had a midterm yesterday and I think I might have failed."

Person 1: "Hey, we're talking about my problems here. Don't be such a narcilogue."
narcilogue by ChrisEndo November 3, 2014

Nerdiology 

Nerd, Square, Smart ass, Computer Geek, Odd one, Someone that uses to many big words in a normal conversation.
Enough with the nerdiology, I don't understand you.
Nerdiology by Nithu Ji June 14, 2010

Nerdiology 

n. The study of all that is awesome. The study of the ability to be both intelligent and cool!
I live my life on the philosophy of nerdiology.
Nerdiology by fluodolescent November 3, 2010

narcissology 

I went to university and took Narcissology so I could become a Narcissologist.
narcissology by Dynomiite1 August 16, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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