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Nancompoop 

A nancompoop is someone who means well but tends to screw things up. Not so much a nincompoop, in that they aren't just screwing up because they are clumsy or stupid. Nancompoops screw up more so that they are oblivious to whats going on and don't really pay attention to what others are doing or how they will feel about things.
-Dude, yesterday Anthony left the tv on all night and i kept waking up.
-He didn't set the timer? What a nancompoop!
Nancompoop by reddeadted October 21, 2010
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nincompoop 

Aaron is a nincompoop.
nincompoop by Yen January 5, 2000

nincompoopers 

you guys are nincompoopers!!
nincompoopers by snickledumper January 27, 2015

Nimcompoop 

A Nimcompoop is somebody who is known as a stupendous moron, or a turkey, and a turkey, is a flightless bird, usually eaten on holidays.
Dahlia: Look at Peter, he is such a moron.

Rafael: Yep. That guys one big turkey.

Zakka: Guys he’s a enormous Nimcompoop.
Nimcompoop by ac1341 January 20, 2020

nincompoop 

a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment
I work with a gaggle of nincompoops, I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.
nincompoop by Ur Majesty July 30, 2008

nincompooping 

The act of

1. doing nincompoopatic things.
2. being a nincompoop.
3. smelling like a nincompoop.
The nincompooping nincompoop was nincompooping around his fellow nincompoops.
nincompooping by Norne November 9, 2010

nincompoopsicle 

1. A nincompoop who puts Popsicle up his/her butt!
2. A person that tried a poop flavored Popsicle.
Bruh, Stop putting popsicles in your butt you absolute Nincompoopsicle!
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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