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Stands for No Upgrade for U Bitch! Used by airline staff, but spreading to the queue, when some monied princess, having bought the cheapest ticket known to man at the back of coach, demands an upgrade for her and her travelling circus of friends and relatives. They think just because Princess Margaret got away with it regularly to Mustique, it should be automatic for her too. It isn't. But she never gives up.
"I swear, the next NUFUB I get checking in, I'm gonna rip her throat out."

and

I get so embarrassed when mom tries her NUFUB tactics at check-in. It never works.
NUFUB by Happy in First Class June 16, 2011
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In the meme culture it is common for friends to share fucked up memes with their even more fucked up friends. Thus it becomes a competition to see who can share the most fucked up meme. However, some memes are NFUB, or Not Fucked Up But... still share worthy and possibly even "Dank". This is used as a disclaimer before said meme is posted so your friends know you haven't gone soft and are in fact still fucked up. Most common in Facebook in groups like "Fucked up Memes We Can't Always Share Because Mom and Sky Hippie are Always Watching".
This meme is NFUB still pretty funny!
nfub by Heather.Red December 14, 2017
Related Words
NUFUB nufus nuub nfub Nuffballer Nufuks nufussy Nunubanana nuublet nuubster

Nuffballer 

Nuffballer - spends all their time in the bedroom practicing to be a pervert.
I can't help being a nuffballer as I'm a bedroom squirter.
Nuub is often used by gamers. It comes from the term 'newbie' or 'noob' meaning new player.
hwgi:/Johnny The Sniper: *headshots someone*
hwgi:/Johhny The Sniper: lol, fucking nuub i pwned you
Private Newbie: omfg i fucking hate you go die!

hwgi:/spiff: *grenades spawn of allies*
ally 1: omfg wtf man?!
ally 2: omfg he hax!
nuub by JohnnyTheSniper July 9, 2006

nuub tuub 

nickname for the website "youtube" and commonly refered to on cs level "assault"- meaning thats there is somebody stupid enough to entering the hostage rescue area through the ventilation shaft aka "nuub in da tuub"
"theres a nuub in da tuub",
"watch out nuub tuub"
nuub tuub by Howlinggit December 3, 2006
'man, her nufus was crazy fine'
'have to get my nufus checked out'
nufus by Klu-Mbolokko April 19, 2010
Variation of Noob roaming around the internet. It usually means having Lame and Pathetic tastes, not as other variations that mean Lack of Knowledge in certain area.
-hello i love maple story!!
-you are such a nuuub
Nuuub by Adriskrayzee January 2, 2009