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Noob Tubing Ass Faggot Fuck. This is commonly yelled at the TV screen while playing Call of Duty, and/or other multiplayer first person shooter games where opposing players constantly use grenade launchers (noob tubes) to score easy points against you. This makes other players extremely pissed and frustrated as there is no skill required to aim a grenade launcher and fire in the 10 ft vicinity and get a kill.
I'm in this Capture the Flag game on Modern Warfare 2 trying to snipe people, but keep getting killed by random NTAFFs just shooting blindly everywhere!
NTAFF by B64 June 18, 2010
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Naffer is named after Team Liquid Counter-Strike player Naf, his fans are called Naffers and they usually spam this word in twitch chat as soon as he makes a play
Any Naffers ?
Naffers by diditeterara February 25, 2021
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NTAFF • Naff • naffin • naffer • Naff Off • Naffy • naffa • naffarratte • NTAF • nyaff
as used in Scotland. "a wee nyaff" a very irritating person. When they come into a room, you want to leave.
nyaff by Anonymous November 4, 2003
British slang, today meaning uncool, tacky, unfashionable, worthless... or as a softer expletive, in places where one might use "fuck" as in "naff off", "naff all", "naffing about".

Origins of the word are disputed, but it appears to have come from Polari (gay slang), used to dismissively refer to heterosexual people. It was introduced as a less offensive expletive verb ("naff off") in the '70s UK television show, Porridge. "Naff off!" was famously used by Princess Anne in 1982.
Naff the naffing naffers.
naff by J Blithe October 2, 2005
Njaff describes the feeling of looking objectively on the world, or as in when your sleep-doped, been up for days or laugh so hysterically u feel like your experiencing something from a 3'rd person view, while still awake.
no example for this. u gotta experience Njaff :)
Njaff by Pulverpadda April 11, 2009
an office-friendly alternative to f*cked. implies dismissal, disdain, dislike, disinterest, etc.
well he can go and get naffed then.
naffed by ezz September 23, 2004

naff off 

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.
got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!
naff off by kulucriss January 13, 2008
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