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Acronym for 'No Practical Vertical Application' - a term used to describe a person (usually female) whose only use to mankind is perfomed lying down... i.e. someone who's good for a shag but fuck all else.
Becky's a total NPVA - incredible body, but it's like talking to a brick wall.
by whomereallywho July 20, 2007
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