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Acronym: None Engligh Speaking Ass Clown. Used to define someone, almost always at a call center, pretending to speak English while obviously not having a command of it. Characterised as pretending to be American and having no interest whatsoever in actually assisting you. Also known as Engrish speakers.
"I called the Dell tech support line and the only guy I could get speak with was a NESAC."
NESAC by Upgrayedd Pimp September 27, 2007
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The most famous Ddoser in league of legends oceanic server. Absolutely terrible at the game and win trades for money with skwiggles
Nesjac
nesjac by Refqt November 12, 2013
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Nescafe Handshake 

Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.
She gave me a Nescafe Handshake
Nescafe Handshake by pilonor January 17, 2009

NessaCRY 

A lazy way of spelling necessary. Invented by Nicki Minaj.
Is it nessaCRY for you to be here?
NessaCRY by febsweetie3 October 23, 2011
The girl of all girls :)
Beautiful, Hot, Sexy, did i mention Hot ?
nesa by ? March 19, 2003
Meaning: A Mexican Nigga
Me and my Neacha are heading to the Casino.
Neacha by Neacha101 April 19, 2018
A really long and boring but helpful networking course. The program is a real bummer to do and it may tend to make you a 2/10 if you weren't already.
Wow you look like someone who uses Netacad

Wow, I think you study at Netacad
Netacad by AAA ANK October 6, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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