Einstein's masterpiece, extended to N dimensions, proposing that space, time, and all additional dimensions are relative to the observer's frame of reference. In N-dimensional relativity, not only does time dilate near massive objects, but the extra dimensions also warp, stretch, and possibly braid together in ways that make your GPS corrections look like simple arithmetic. The theory's field equations are so complex that they cover entire blackboards and require N-dimensional intuition to solve, which no one has. The famous equation E = mc² becomes E = mc² + Σ(dimensions), meaning that your mass-energy equivalent depends on how many dimensions you're currently occupying, which is usually N=4 but occasionally fluctuates, explaining those days when you feel heavier than usual.
*Example: "He applied N-dimensional relativity to his diet, arguing that his weight depended on which dimensions he was occupying. 'In 3D, I'm overweight,' he explained. 'But in 11D, I'm probably a supermodel. It's all relative.' His doctor said that in all dimensions, his cholesterol was still high, and relativity wouldn't help with that."*
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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