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N-Dimensional Chemistry

The study of how atoms and molecules arrange themselves when they have access to more than three spatial dimensions, leading to chemical structures that would blow your 3D mind. In 4D, carbon can form bonds in directions that would be impossible here, creating molecules with properties that we can't even imagine—including, possibly, a solvent that actually removes red wine stains. N-dimensional chemistry explains why certain reactions seem to happen "magically" in labs: they're just tapping into higher-dimensional configurations that occasionally leak into our 3D reality. The periodic table in N dimensions has elements that don't exist here, which is frustrating for chemists who would really like to work with unobtainium.
*Example: "He proposed an N-dimensional chemistry experiment to synthesize a molecule that existed only in 5D. His grant was denied with the note 'please specify which dimension you'll be working in.' He said 'all of them.' They said 'no.' He now believes that 5D molecules are real but suppressed by the grant committee, which exists only in 3D and is therefore fundamentally limited."*
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004