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$5 hot-n-ready 

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly
"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."
$5 hot-n-ready by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016

Hot n cold

When something or someone is liked then disliked, or alternating frequently on status of opinion.
damn, she treat me so hot n cold.
Hot n cold by Frat house BEA March 26, 2009

Hot-N-Ready 

A new unit of measurement as defined by the price of a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready Pizza ($5). When money is tight, and pizza is your primary food source, things get a lot more real.
Hey Steve can you loan me $25 for some concert tickets? No way Jason that is like 5 Hot-N-Readys.

hot n nasty 

Alternate way to designate a Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready.

Can also be called a hot-n-sexy depending on your tastes.

The nastiness is in the excess pizza grease.
Boutta pick up three $5 hot n nastys before going to Dave’s.
hot n nasty by Kamikaze 2001 March 14, 2019

Hot 'N' Ready

A slang name for a loose girl, who dances in a club, more than likely beyond drunk.

Dresses with little to no clothing, usually with a thong or G-String showing. Grinding on every guy who will buy her a drink. Ready to take home and wear out.
"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Man, I'm going to Emerald, get me a Hot 'N' Ready!"
Hot 'N' Ready by Marvin Van Loon November 11, 2009

Hot n’ Halp 

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Hot n’ Halp by Bennehftw January 16, 2023