Mystery Poop
The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
Mystery Poop by Poohzie May 27, 2009
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Mystery poop
Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.
Mystery poop by Stanovich June 30, 2020
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Mystery Poop
to go into a freshly cleaned public restroom, dropping a fat deuce, not flushing, and exiting the restroom unidentified.
Mystery Poop by TheMysteryPooper December 29, 2010
mystery poop
After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
mystery poop by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008
mystery pooper
I thought the restroom was empty, then a mystery pooper announced his presence with a huge, vibrating fart from the stalls.
mystery pooper by Jackson Elms June 27, 2017
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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