Myshella Cambree 

A small child posing as a 21-year-old woman who can be found in Furcadia. She is normally found with a phoenix digo turned on, located in one of her several crap dreams (eg. Murder, Mystery, Erotica and Pedophilic Island Orphanage).

Cambree has a bad temper and a short attention span. An example of her idiocy would be the ridiculing of that darn eagle everyone loves: Alla! Basically, the beautiful and popular Alla caught one of Cambree's staff abusing share, and ever since then, Cambree has wanted to see her die.

The phoenix has several Nazi followers (eg. BaseTag, Kippi Quarrels) and, for some odd reason, is given the impression that she has gotten Alla banned from Furcadia hundreds of times, when in reality, she has not. Her personal bitch is named Cironir.

Note: Her real name is not Myshella Cambree. It's just her stupid character name. Notice how she uses two words.

Alla: -walks into Myshella's dream without a word-
Myshella Cambree: We have a bitch alert! We have a bitch alert! -ejects Alla over and over, resulting in a gigantic orgasm- That stupid slut, she's always harassing me. Well, time to get her banned again (even though I've never gotten her banned before)!

Myshella Cambree by Alla July 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012