A chronic medical condition due to extreme sensitivity and being easily offended; also known as butthurt.
Symptoms: Oral diarrhea, constant whining, self-entitlement, sudden urges to scream helplessly at the sky, lack of tolerance, acceptance or equal rights for people with a different opinion, socialistic behavior, unreasonable hatred, denial of facts, twisting the truth, blindness, refusal to listen to logic and thoughts of "if I repeat something enough times, I it will become reality".
Treatment: Apply liberal amounts of Extra Strength Preparation H to the floor, expose your butt, sit on the floor and scoot around like a dog with worms.
Symptoms: Oral diarrhea, constant whining, self-entitlement, sudden urges to scream helplessly at the sky, lack of tolerance, acceptance or equal rights for people with a different opinion, socialistic behavior, unreasonable hatred, denial of facts, twisting the truth, blindness, refusal to listen to logic and thoughts of "if I repeat something enough times, I it will become reality".
Treatment: Apply liberal amounts of Extra Strength Preparation H to the floor, expose your butt, sit on the floor and scoot around like a dog with worms.
What do you mean your rights don't end where my feelings begin? I find it offensive that you'd choose your constitutional rights over my feelings and have your own opinions. OUCH! I'm getting a painful sensation originating from my butt and it's radiating to my feelings. OMG! I have Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.
by Dr. Sheepdog January 31, 2020