My-Li-sa

A crazy teenage girl, who is a cheerfessional. She likes to have dessert before dinner. She is the cool popular one in high school, but she is secretly a nerd who likes to spend hours reading the Twilight series. She's hot.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Otherwise known as a twat, is widely known for her bitchiness and is the Bubba of the family