MyTard

the people that freakishly update an constantly use the drug......MYSPACE!!!!!
People that go on a constant BINGE!!!!!!
The ones that cant even peel there eyes off the screen long enough to use the bathroom or shower YOU.......!

Fucking A that girl Brittany is such a fucking MyTard!!!!!!!!

by MyTard June 20, 2008

McTarded

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

motarded

Socially retarded, lacking any social skill.

Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 July 24, 2008

motarded

Lacking any social skill or polish; severely gauche.

Dude, that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.

by robbieboy74 January 12, 2006

McTard

Refers to the immeasurable number of complete asshats the world has to offer, as it is equal to the number of McDonald's restaurants in any given place.

Shane is such a McTard!

by Bean Breath April 23, 2006

Mutard

A cross between a mutant and a retard.

Look at that kid Jordan with his freaky fish lips and his giant shovel hands he's a freekin mutard

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011

Motard

A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed.

Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"

Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!"

Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!"

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010