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bash my pasty 

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.
"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"
bash my pasty by ronald weasley March 10, 2008

Smash My Crash Bash 

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.
Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!
Smash My Crash Bash by Westy Testy October 17, 2005

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."