Mwizard

Mwizard is a man who thinks he's a wizard. They usually wear a bath robe in the hope its a wizards robe and think they have magical powers because of too much use of alcohol and drugs.

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm flying!'
Person 1 - 'No, your just high again...'

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm swimming!'
Person 2 - 'No, your lying on the ground waving your legs and arms about...'

by R-Cat November 13, 2011

mrwizard

big bearded big hearted beautiful man

that guy sure was a mrwizard

by spanking dough October 7, 2018

McWizard

A sandwich from Mcdonalds which consists of a mcchicken sandwich (bun in all) in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger. This wonder was first created in Mahomet, Illinois in spring of 2001. It is often used in wagers after rounds of golf. This sandwhich has now spread all over this country, even having its own facebook group page(ode to the mcwizard). Recent blogs have called this sandwhich a mcgangbang but the McWizard has been around several years before that was even thought of.

Rockford lost by four strokes in golf today, so big jim was able to buy two mcwizards with his winnings.

by big jim1 March 18, 2009

mizard

A mizard is a magic lizard that has a ghetto appearance and goes to frogwartz

Have you seen the mizard lately

by Bob is the name November 28, 2016

Mizard

Mizards are muggle wizard in progress. Mizards try very hard to get accepted to Hogwarts and their idol is Hermoine Granger who was also once a muggle.

My little sister is a mizard and is trying very hard to get her spells right.

by Potterhead ;) January 25, 2019