Mwizard

Mwizard is a man who thinks he's a wizard. They usually wear a bath robe in the hope its a wizards robe and think they have magical powers because of too much use of alcohol and drugs.

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm flying!'
Person 1 - 'No, your just high again...'

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm swimming!'
Person 2 - 'No, your lying on the ground waving your legs and arms about...'

by R-Cat November 13, 2011