Muttke 

A person with a tremendously insatiable urge to launder large amount of items, Without consent from the opposing faction

A architype of sculptures of county players

"That is such a Muttke move, he's crazy we can't take that man anywhere"

"That man is a Muttke because he reminds me of my grandpa John who died fighting for the county"

Muttke by Ten year old toxic teen tomnay January 21, 2022

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

mutterficker 

Motherfucker in German

du verdammter Mutterficker
(you damn motherfucker)

mutterficker by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004

Mutterlicious 

Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.

That man is mutterlicious all he does is eat his deep fried twinkies on his moms basement.

Mutterlicious by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010

Deine mutter 

Your mom but funnier and Germaner

“What are you doing tonight”
“Deine mutter.”

Deine mutter by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022

Muttsexual

People who have extremely close relationships with their dog as a replacement of having a real boyfriend/girlfriend.

Dude you've been checking out Cindy for two weeks, why don't you just ask her on a date?

No man, every conversation we have revolves around her dog all. I'm starting to think she is muttsexual.

Muttsexual by dkinirvine February 15, 2009

Deine Mutter 

"Deine Mutter"-jokes are often used among German teenagers. You can use them to insult someone (or his/her mother).

Otherwise you can use "Deine Mutter!" -> "deine mudda!" (pronounce it die-ne mu-dah) as a slang for "shove it" or when you want to deny sth.

And you can compare it with "your mum".

As an insult:

- "Deine Mutter steht vor KiK und schreit "Nur ich bin billiger!"."
(Your mother stands in front of KiK (that's a cheap boutique, where nobody wants to buy his/her clothes) and shouts "Only I am cheaper!" (cheaper in the meaning of slutty))

And as "shove it":

- "Bring doch den Müll runter"
(Carry off the trash)
- "Ey, deine Mudda!"
(Your mum!)

Deine Mutter by your mum's affhole December 4, 2009