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The formation of black scum that forms on the inside sole of a cheap shoe resulting in a rancid stench.
ewwww what is that black gunk in your shoe?'..

'muldge mate, thats what you get for buying cheap primark shoes'

'yuck look at the muldge in your shoes that is rank'

'I think you better chuck those shoes they are growing muldge'
Muldge by Jenken85 July 18, 2009
Words you can keep
A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.
"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."

"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."
Mudget by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013
Related Words
Muldge muldger mudge Mudget Mulder mildge Mudged mudge fudge mudgey Mudgee

Mulderbed 

A substitute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent Fox Mulder's distaste for traditional beds.
"Hey, man, I heard your bed was broken. Maybe sleeping with the fat lady from a sideshow was a bad idea, huh?"
"It's okay. I've got a Mulderbed... and my forbidden love."
Mulderbed by J. Severn February 21, 2005

fox mulder 

contrary to what some other guy said here on UD, the great Fox Mulder was nicknamed "spooky".

yep.
" Man: Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder?
Scully: Yes, I am.
Man: How so?
Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section... He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder."

so next time, before you defining shit, make sure you're right, huh? cunt.
fox mulder by OOIOO January 4, 2007
Mulging is the art of destroying someone, often times in a video game. The history of the word comes from the abbreviation "MLG" which stands for Major League Gaming. It was often said that something was "MLG" when a clutch move was pulled. It was quite a hassle to always say the letters "M...L...G" so it became known as MULGE to the best players in the world. It is a nice single syllable word to describe the clutch ability of a professional player.

Mulge can also be used in the act of raping someone, literally or mentally. Players such as Jameskkkkk often get mulge in their mouths when they try to compete with quality people.
Ex1. "WHAT A MULGE ARROW, BOW TO ME BITCHES!"

Ex2. "Yo bro you see me mulge that kid? He had no chance."
"Yeah you're a real mulger!"

Ex3. "Yo Hoe, u want sum mulge in yo mouth? Cuz datz what you gunna get."
mulge by BlaxInPax December 8, 2009

Muldered 

When a guy says he will get you a beer and doesn't; When said person says he "forgot his wallet"; When said person sleeps on your couch.
Man, we went to White Castle last night and he "muldered" me.

mulder syndrome 

when a character in a story makes predictions with no grounding in facts or logic that always turns out correct. usually this person proves everyone else around him/her wrong no matter how much sense THOSE people were making.
Harry had a serious case of Mulder Syndrome in Deathly Hallows
mulder syndrome by bumpty May 2, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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