mugwump

An anal-rape monster depicted in William S. Burroughs' novel 'Naked Lunch.'

Mugwumps are depicted as having long black tongues, thin purple-blue lips, and razor sharp beaks of black bone.

On stools covered in white satin sit naked Mugwumps sucking translucent, colored syrups through alabaster straws.

by gvnterzon November 18, 2010

mugwump

An ordinary or unappealingly looking woman (or man in some cases if he is short -- see Choad) who has a broad face and short dumpy body though usually endowed with larger breasts than normal. Mugwumps will also usually have short stumpy digits.

She is a very nice girl but I can't date her because she's a mugwump.

by H. Choadie January 13, 2006

mugwumps

secrete addictive fluids from erect penis located oddly enough on their foreheads; see reptiles.

mugwumps have no liver and are nourished exclusively on sweets; "any sweets for fats?"

by dreamkurn2001 August 29, 2010

mugwump

Funkiest band in New York, known to get deep down in that ass and funk it out. Also known to be personified by a small gnome/troll/wizard like dude who just wants to chill and get funky. The Mugwump.

Goin to see Mugwump tonight? Grab your hat and your monkey, cuz its time for SooooulFunky

by One Jive Ass Turkey April 19, 2005

mugwump

One who is sexually Ambivalent, having equal attraction to both male and female sexual parners.

'Let me introduce you to someone who specialises in sexual ambivalence. He is mugwump.'
- From the movie Naked Lunch by David Cronenberg 1991.

by Dvd Slut December 28, 2004