Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
by plantlife November 21, 2006
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