A true connoisseur of chilli sauce and cardial. Fan of punk rock (dude) and wearer of shorts and flip flops in arctic conditions. Hobbies include (pretending to) surf, hair bleaching, footy, fanny and food. Has been known to whitey on occasions after vast consumption of schmeed.
An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). Sheโs a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,
Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).