Pet Peeves:
1. People who miss his class and do not make up the work and expect to be taught it in a private lesson after school (they are wasting his time)
2. When people say 'over' instead of 'divided by' (if you continue, he threatens to hit you 'over' the head with a book)
3. When you don't enter the right amount of parenthesis into your graphing calculator... it changes the results completely, just like he'll change your grade completely.

Catchphrases/Famous Quotes include:
"Correct?"
"Yes?"
"Hello?"
"Don't come crying to me at the end of the marking period when your grades slip"
"I WILL be coming around to check the homework tomorrow!" (doesn't check)
"When I was in precalc, i learned that..."

"I don't count sheep when I sleep, I count victims"

"They keep telling me that I have the best and the brightest and I keep looking and saying 'Where?!'"

"Connect the points, with the ruler. That's why I gave it to you. Not to slap each other. If anyone's getting hit, it's going to be by me."

"Here I go again doing all the work while you all just copy"

student 1: "Yo, did you hear what Mr. Zambrano did to that kid 6th period?
student 2: "No, what happened?!"
student 1: "He totally went off on a rant when this kid didn't do his homework"
student 2: "Typical Zambo"

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."