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Mouthole 

A mouthole is a conjunction of the words "mouth" and "hole". The term refers to the oral area between the lips, where various objects are shoved down for a number of purposes. The term is often used sexually, but occasionally is used for other purposes in the same context. The term "mouthole", as well as the official spelling was coined c. September 2010 by Michael Bornemann, who is quite famous for his use of "hole" in words under the premise that any word with the suffix "hole" in the back makes the root word up to 60% dirtier and therefore substantially more comical.
Ex. 1:
Jacob: Oh me oh my, fucking harlots these days...

Michael: I hear you bro, they always got something down their mouthole

Ex. 2:
Michael: God damn, I'm so hungry-_-...I should've had breakfast

Brandon: Here, take this Poptart!

Michael: Aww sweet, I'm gonna enjoy this in my mouthole. :3
Mouthole by IlikeTurdulz February 21, 2011
Words you can keep
I was thinking of putting that sandawich in my mouthhole before you sneezed on it.

mouthulence 

when you have a mouth fart.
when a person burps.
the reverse of farting...reverse fart.
"buuuurp.!!."
please excuse my mouthulence.
your excused.
mouthulence by chris james bitch October 24, 2008

Mouthometer 

Using your mouth to ‘measure’ a dick, aka giving head. Pronounced like ‘thermometer’, not mouth-o-meter.
Last summer she measured the entire baseball team with her mouthometer
Mouthometer by MrHMMF April 30, 2024

Mouthless 

It's when you lack a mouth, don't worry, you don't need a mouth to talk.
If you're mouthless, i hope you're ok!
Mouthless by Stingray_Bob June 3, 2024
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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