Moskva 

See also: Paper Tiger

The flagship of the Russian Black Sea Fleet that was sunk on April 14, 2022 during the illegal invasion of Ukraine. Despite claims from Russia and people on the internet that the ship was "invincible", only two R-360 "Neptune" anti-ship missiles launched from Ukraine were needed to sink it. In reality, the ship's defensive systems were horribly outdated, and the radar for the ship's S-300F SAMs was apparently unable to see the incoming missiles. It's also worth noting that Moskva was the same ship that was told to "go fuck itself" early in the conflict by Ukrainian forces on Snake Island.

Moskva, once the pride of the Russian Navy, now sits in a watery grave at the bottom of the Black Sea.

Moskva by soda drink April 17, 2022

Moskva 

1. (Noun) The Russian spelling of Moscow, the capital city of Russia.
2. (Verb) To destroy a country's flagship with an anti-ship missile.

China could attempt to send paratroopers onto the island's eastern mountains for a guerrilla advantage, but they can't afford their two aircraft carriers to be Moskva'd by Taiwan.

Moskva by Magherra May 16, 2022

Moskau 

A song by the German group Dschinghis Khan. The song was made in 1979 and is about the Soviet capitol of Moscow and the Berlin Wall

Moskau Moskau
Moskau Moskau
Wodka ist rein und kalt

Das macht es hundert Jahre alt

Moskau by Dr.Memedealer February 18, 2018

Moskvitch

an soviet automobile brand produced by AZLK from 1946 to 1991 and by OAO Moskvitch from 1991 to 2001. tbh this reliable cars represent soviet countries in all their beauty. However, after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, due to a financial crisis, disruptions in the work of the company and financial mismanagement the engine plant was not finished and the Moskvitch company fell into decline and production of Moskvitch was liquidated :(

- Dude, i bought an AZLK 'Moskvitch'2141 and almost all girls have crush on me!

Moskvitch by SulikGT July 3, 2016

Moskau 

Enter the Hymen Store!
Two men are scorched and burned!
Kite me a sign!

Moskau! Moskau!
Billy is a Handyman!
Porcelain is the surest plan!
Ho ho ho ho ho!

Moskau by LrgDumps March 23, 2008

Moskal 

A word used by Ukrainians to insult Russians, especially those who come from Moscow.

There aren't any Georgians here anymore; now it's full of those Moskals!

Moskal by pentozali September 23, 2009

Moskvabad 

Russian slang name for Moscow, created by combining word "Moskva" ("Moscow" in Russian) with suffix "abad" ("settled area" in Farsi/Persian). Used due to Moscow's huge Muslim population, mostly consisting of immigrants form Caucasus and Central Asia. Moscow is city with largest Muslim population in Europe, reaching, according to various estimates, between 1 to 1,5 million people.

1. Western white nationalists, who praise Russia as saviour of their race, obviously never been to Moskvabad.
2. Sometimes I can't even hear Russian on the streets anymore! And Putin keeps importing more of them! Goddamn Moskvabad!

Moskvabad by karqz January 12, 2022