Morton end 

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

Morton end by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

mormon endowment 

Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason. Brigham Young, the second mormon prophet said, "Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell." (Journal of Discourses 2:31).

In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.

The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).

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mormon endowment by The light bringer December 13, 2010

Mouton Endormi 

Someone that is ungrateful and wishes the worst on others.
A ''Mouton Endormi'' can easily be late for any event (restaurant, registering for a passport..).
Even with these negative aspects, a ''Mouton Endormi'' loves to smile to a point that it hurts her cheeks.

''Waow you really want to sleep now?''
''Yes I'm a mouton endormi''
''But I would love to play gin first''
''Sorry you already won too much''

Mouton Endormi by Ben Dommage May 19, 2022

Mortoned 

To get conned or scammed.

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned

Mortoned by smd001 January 18, 2011

mortoned 

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.

He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.

mortoned by TC2 June 29, 2007