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morning press
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the act of
pressing
one's erect penis
firmly
against a
mattress
or other sleeping surface upon waking in order to gain small amounts of physical pleasure similar to that of grinding
The
young man
did an
extended morning
press
the first day of high school.
by
Terry Sachs
December 20, 2011
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