Morgue ass

When you rip ass and the smell is comparible to when the power goes out in a morgue, thus leaving a noxious rotting flesh and ass type of smell.

Guy 1:"Holy fuckin shit man! What the fuck is that smell??"
Guy 2:"My fault son, gots that morgue ass"
Guy 1:"It smells like the holocaust in here you asshole"

Morgue ass by vandal1138 January 3, 2008

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Morgue ass

: when talking a shit it smells so bad that more than one thing crawled up that ass and died.

Damn you morgue ass havin mf. . What the fuck did you eat?

Morgue ass by Gashaulin29 September 13, 2021

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morgue ass

The asshole of a recently deceased person - traditionally a cis male - that has been rimmed, usually as the result of a prank played on an unsuspecting rimmer.

Remember when you led me into that funeral home blindfolded and fed me morgue ass for 3 hours straight! That was a good one! 😂

morgue ass by Shaq The Ripper June 27, 2025

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morgueasm

An orgasm that occurs when having sexual relations with a corpse and or a Realdoll(tm).

"The initial pleasure of Karen's tightness was tempered by the feeling that I was humping a cadaver and was about to experience my first morgueasm."
- Grant Stoddard from Nerve.com
article: "I Did it for Science"

morgueasm by Sad Little Man February 27, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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