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A Mormon who strictly adheres to crazy Mormon teachings. Sometimes used to describe Mormon women, as in a portmanteau of Mormon and Fembot.
That girl doesn't want to think freely or have a career; she's a Morbot and wants to be third wife to some sleazy old LDS freak who cornholes her every night.
Morbot by Jschurnmeister April 13, 2009
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Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.
Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again
Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022
Related Words
Morbot morbo Morgoth Mobot morbol Morbology Morbose morbster morbtastic marbot
Soy muy morboso
morboso by steffenled December 21, 2013
A term used in Scottish hospitals to refer to the arrival of a morbidly obese patient.
"Clear away those food trays Nurse Melanie", "why so, Dr Philipson?", "three new morbods in the gastro ward".
morbod by finnigan fox July 12, 2010
A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.
Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!
morbock by hottestwomenalive June 12, 2010
Morbo - noun

1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.

2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...

2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!

Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE

Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

Morbo: I will DESTROY you!

All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
Morbo by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
A mormon, or member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints who is especially dogmatic about his/her beliefs. The word morgbot is a combination of a reference to the Borg of Star Trek fame (Resistance is futile) and the word robot. A morgbot is a non-thinking, trained, and yes rather annoying mormon who is trying to assimilate others.
You know, Peter/Molly just isn't the same after his/her mission. (S)He doesn't want to watch R-rated movies or watch sports on Sunday. (S)He's become a bit of a morgbot. Just wants to talk about church all the time.
Morgbot by wondersingleton May 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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