A Mormon who strictly adheres to crazy Mormon teachings. Sometimes used to describe Mormon women, as in a portmanteau of Mormon and Fembot.
That girl doesn't want to think freely or have a career; she's a Morbot and wants to be third wife to some sleazy old LDS freak who cornholes her every night.
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"Clear away those food trays Nurse Melanie", "why so, Dr Philipson?", "three new morbods in the gastro ward".
by finnigan fox July 12, 2010
Get the morbod mug.A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.
Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!
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1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Morbo mug.A mormon, or member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints who is especially dogmatic about his/her beliefs. The word morgbot is a combination of a reference to the Borg of Star Trek fame (Resistance is futile) and the word robot. A morgbot is a non-thinking, trained, and yes rather annoying mormon who is trying to assimilate others.
You know, Peter/Molly just isn't the same after his/her mission. (S)He doesn't want to watch R-rated movies or watch sports on Sunday. (S)He's become a bit of a morgbot. Just wants to talk about church all the time.
by wondersingleton May 22, 2009
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