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Monster Hit

(v.) To take such a massive hit of a joint, bowl, or bong to the point where you think you are about to pass out and you can't speak right.

Andrés- *takes monster hit*

Jon- ...Oh my god

Andrés- *holds in the smoke*

Jon- That was huuuuge!

Andrés- *blows out smoke*

Jon- Are you gonna be okay?

Andrés- Dude. Im feel pike I gonna weed a hopstital.

Monster Hit by AndresG. December 29, 2008
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Monster Hit

To take a massive toke of a cannabis. The smoke should be so milky and full that onlookers cannot help but watch in amazement. Intense coughing may follow.

Also the name of a song by Shpongle, off the album "Are You Shpongled?"
"It was a monster hit!"
~Raja Ram

Monster hit

A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.
Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!
Monster hit by Alesso October 30, 2021

Monster Hitman 

The most awsome energy shot ever... even better when combine with a regualr monster...

(WARNING: May cause high amounts of energy. Therefore after drink you may become Hyper as hell.)
some random guy: OMG ITS A MONSTER HITMAN!!!!!!
Monster Hitman by Xaal March 15, 2009

Monsterita 

One of the best drinks ever made. A mix of ground ice, Monster, and margarita mix. Very sweet, but highly enjoyable.
Damn, that Monsterita was the sweetest drink I've ever had!
Monsterita by c0mpletextacy October 9, 2010

monsterrita 

a concoction of a monster energy drink and a slushie, same as a mushie.
Jesse I wanna monsterrita, 69.
monsterrita by titsburg69 November 13, 2011

Monsterbite 

Every sandwich / burger deals with the problem of spatial ingredient distribution. This often leads to bite-sized hot-zones containing the perfect (excessive) amount of the preferred ingredients.

This bite is often highlights the peak of your eating experience.
Don't let Joseph taste your sandwich. He always manages to snatch the monsterbite out of it
Monsterbite by ChetBacon August 13, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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