monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.
That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?
by DrBillyRuben August 1, 2011
mugGet the monkey cocainemug.
An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.
Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!
by Colin Ma December 17, 2006
mugGet the flaming monkey on cocainemug.

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