Monkey Spam 

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

Monkey Spam by ecognition April 23, 2009

spam monkey 

The act of creating alot of conversation in the form of posts in a specific thread. Originating from the extreme amount of posts made in a short amount of time by those in the Anti-Guild on the popular forum Gaia Online.

You spam monkies! I can't believe you guys made 15 pages in 20 minutes! :scream:

spam monkey by Teh Elf April 29, 2005

monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeyspanker 

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

monkeyspanker by andy thomas August 19, 2003

Monkeyspackflaps 

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

Monkeyspackflaps by Keith October 12, 2004

Monkeyshaming 

Shaming a monkey (A person of Indian descent) for failing to fit into a stereotype (e.g. not being good at math).

"He was monkeyshaming me for dropping a 60 on the last math test"

Monkeyshaming by dream1ngalias December 16, 2023