Mongougar 

An animal born from the breeding of a mongoose and a cougar. Believed by the Aztecs to be the representation of victory against unlaughable mockery of enemies.

The mongougar snapped a python's neck with its powerful jaws and slash of the skin to get to the meat with it sharp claws.

Mongougar by Tie Fan July 25, 2010

mancougar 

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1. a man aged beyond 45 who is still found sexually viable by younger women.
2. the male counterpart of a cougar

"Harrison Ford is a total mancougar!"

mancougar by Vanessa Valentine June 17, 2008

Mongolarian 

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.

"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"

Mongolarian by Testerpmi July 12, 2022

mongotard 

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.

Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.

mongotard by Hector May 7, 2003

Sex Mongoar

A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.

Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"

Sex Mongoar by NicoleMongoarOfSex March 14, 2011

mongosarge 

A police sergeant in a small town, who is retard-like in appearance with giant Dumbo-the-Elephant type ears. He is also of poor intelligence and anti-social in behavior.

Mongosarge stopped me the other day, but he's so stupid he didn't see the bag of weed in my center console.

mongosarge by turfkey November 19, 2006

Mongotard 

A person with superhuman retard strength.

Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.

Mongotard by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011