Money junkie 

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.

Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?

Money junkie by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013

chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.

Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!

chunky monkey junkie by RNPS June 5, 2007

Monkey Junkie 

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

Monkey Junkie by the fangirl January 23, 2011

Junkie Monkey 

Junkie Monkey is a term used for fat, ugly rock-stars who are addicted to crack. And also man crack.

Casey Chaos from Amen is a f*ing Junkie Monkey..

Junkie Monkey by PsychoMamma April 21, 2004

junkie monkey 

This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.

That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.

junkie monkey by The King of iLL VALLEY August 22, 2012

Junkie Monkey 

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie

Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.

Junkie Monkey by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

Monkey junkin 

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering

Dude! Hes Monkey Junkin!

Monkey junkin by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018