Momeer

Alternative use for a vulgar threat. Fag, douche bag, queer, idiot, asshole, dick, annoying person, extremely lucky ungrateful person.

Wow dude, that guy is a such a frickin' momeer! There is no way he could have killed me!

by TearBringer March 13, 2009

Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

Mompernouse

A black chick who turns out to be the whitest person you know.

Hannah: "Is that Mompernouse?"
Dorothy: "Yeah it is, look at her dance like a white person"

by Whoopsyourshoe November 20, 2011

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

momery

remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.

I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.

by Slerak December 3, 2013

momderwear

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.

"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."

by NYC April 16, 2005

momveralls

The cotton denim overalls worn by moms. Often available in colors like lilac or salmon.

Person 1: Look at that woman wearing momveralls.
Person 2: Yes, I see her. Those are the cotton denim overalls worn my moms.

by Worker #3116 July 16, 2008