momatose

Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.

See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and

Kid: What happened to Mom?

Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.

momatose by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017

Momanosexual 

the sexual orientation where you become scara simp and get poured by holy water scaramouche on by the one and only momano

Find her on genshin or discord “momano”

“Hey man what is your sexuality”
“Momanosexual she simps for scaramouche too much and pulls out holy scaramouche water all over me”

Momanosexual by Cxassiedy September 15, 2023