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A complete loser; someone who just drifts through life bungling everything. Expression was common in the 1940s and best remembered as used by Jackie Gleason as "Ralph Kramden" on the "Honeymooners".
"No matter what I do, I don't get anywhere. I'm just a moax."
Moax by Dr. Moe September 5, 2009
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Brett Zager is a moax
moax by Williamshewmake May 4, 2010
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LaSean James is a moax, but not as big of a moax as Phil Mickelson.
Moax by Fatheifer April 23, 2010
Massive hoax or any hoax that is believed by a group of people larger than Dunbar's number (150), i.e. a hoax believed by the masses.
The holocaust is only a moax.
Covid19 was a 21st century moax.

Doubter: Dude, I thought moax was an awkard guy.
Knower: Nah, that's just a moax itself to make no one believe moaxes exist, like how the Moax News spreads negativity about "conspiracy theorist" as if no humans have ever conspired when it's obvious many people have often conspired.
moax by Moax_Breaker August 11, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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