Mittle Class

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

by geroldf July 19, 2012