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Mistavega 

Adj. A rampant homosexual, sexually deprived kid.

Subjective noun. Somone that has an IQ of a Lamp post.

(v) the act of being a retard.
Man... that troll is such a Mistavega.

You know, that pole has an IQ equivallent of Mistavega.

Quit being such a Mistavega and speak with some intelligence please.
Mistavega by Reaper82 February 28, 2005

muscavegas 

See also muscatine

a small town in southeast iowa that is known for loads of illicit drugs and teen pregnancy, therefore, nicknamed muscavegas
you: let's hit up muscavegas this weekend
friend: no way man, i have a piss test next week
muscavegas by muscaking October 30, 2009

mistagaro 

a completley random word refering to a person or associated with
the word pie

its pronounced meestagaro not mr garo
mistagaro!

what?
mistagaro by pie4eva March 2, 2009

mistagay 

an article of clothing (most often pants) that it ushually unattractive but still reliable as far comfort is concerned. may simply be shorted to "gays"
" Man I can't wait to go home take of my tight jeans and put on my mistagays"
"i'm such a bum imgoing out into public and im not even gonna change out of my gays"
mistagay by Kate February 11, 2004
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