Misintextpretation 

Misinterpretation of the meaning of a text message. When somebody texts a harmless or meaningless text and you take it the wrong way.

Girl: "Want to come over for dinner?"

Boy: "I'll consider it."

Girl: "Alright, it doesn't matter. Forget it. I don't really want you there anyway."

Boy: "Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I think this is a misintextpretation!"

*continues lengthy explanation.*

Misintextpretation by Sprandy September 25, 2012

misintextpertation 

When your texting somebody and they are interpreting it a way thats different than the way you intended.

Texter A: Are you having fun at your mother's house?

Texter B: What is that supposed to mean you sarcastic prick?

Texter A: What?? I didn't even say anything! Such a misintextpertation!

Texter B: Ugh whatever

misintextpertation by Savage1121 September 1, 2009

Bulge Misinterpretation 

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

Bulge Misinterpretation by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016

implied misinterpretation

adv. When in conversation with someone whose family originates from a foreign-language speaking culture (That includes English for all you Europeans, Central Americans, Asians, and Africans out there!), you can use this to not listen to the person due to lack of interest, understanding of their nature, or just general hatred.

EX 1
Jose: So, last night
Tom: WAIT! I should tell you before you begin, I'm a user of implied misinterpretation.
Jose: ....What?
Tom: Means I don't speak Mexican.
Jose: ...Hateful Ass-hat.

EX 2
Sarah: Do you understand what the professor is saying?
Tom: No clue. I don't speak Asian.
Sarah: He's talking in English.
Tom: Yea. I know.
Sarah: ???

implied misinterpretation by Grammar_Freak_17 April 17, 2008