Minnesota High
when you smoke a ton of good pot on the Mississippi River while listening to Bob Dylan (Prince, if you're black).
Minnesota High by Snowy Jack June 19, 2013
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Minnesota High
The frustration accompanied by mild euphoria one experiences shortly after smoking an 1/8th that you bought in minnesota. Minnesota is a state where the average eighth costs 30-50% more than what the same grade/quality of pot would cost in a state with legal or medical marijuana. Typically, the dealer will tell you it's good s*** or if there a little more honest "it's mid-grade" which is a "minnesota nice" way of saying it's ALMOST not schwag.
Example of Minnesota High:
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
Minnesota High by YelloBiafra September 4, 2013
Lake minneola high school
It’s where all the freshman date seniors, even though the seniors just want sum else outta them. Also where most of the girls act fake and they suck at playing any sports and if you wanna be yelled at for anything from anyone come here!
Lake minneola high school is a place in central fl where a lot of rich kids go and most people are weird.
Lake minneola high school by Mydogisfat September 14, 2019