The frustration accompanied by mild euphoria one experiences shortly after smoking an 1/8th that you bought in minnesota. Minnesota is a state where the average eighth costs 30-50% more than what the same grade/quality of pot would cost in a state with legal or medical marijuana. Typically, the dealer will tell you it's good s*** or if there a little more honest "it's mid-grade" which is a "minnesota nice" way of saying it's ALMOST not schwag.
Example of Minnesota High:
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
It’s where all the freshman date seniors, even though the seniors just want sum else outta them. Also where most of the girls act fake and they suck at playing any sports and if you wanna be yelled at for anything from anyone come here!
Lake minneola high school is a place in central fl where a lot of rich kids go and most people are weird.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.