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Mind Rapist 

A 'Mind Rapist' in an individual who reads and then steals your thoughts seconds before you say them out loud. These thoughts include things such as funny comments and jokes which the mind rapist steals and speaks for their own personal glory.

Mind Rapists have no individual thought and need to rape the minds of intelligent individuals to survive. Mind Rapists will also claim that it is YOU who are the Mind Rapist and it is YOU stealing their thoughts.

This is obviously just a massive lie. Typical sneaky Mind Rapists.
Emma: Oh my god I was literally just about to say that! You just raped my mind! Mind Rapist!

James (Mind Rapist:) No, no you stole my thoughts! You're the mind rapist!
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Mind Rapist 

A mind rapist is some one who has received bad press for sharing similar thought to other people, but is just a little bit funnier and quicker to out the words.

They have the ability to read people and understand what they are just to about to say, in in interest of personal gain, say what it was before the other person
Joe: I love it when I can feel it with my hands.

Emma: Tha...

James: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Emma: You're such a...

James: Mind rapist?

Emma: *sigh*

Mind-Rapist 

1. To rape someones mind.
2. Forcefully showing someone disturbing images, videos, or words.
3. Talking someone into doing something, that consists of crimes against humanity.
1. Berkeley
2. Any movie that was directed by Tim Burton
3. The number "23"
4. Being approached by a crazy person or hobo, that keeps babbling on about random shit, is most likely a mind-rapist (avoid those people)
5. Cultists or satanists (a.k.a. Scientology)
6. Gays
7. Friends of gays
8. Jerry Seinfeld. He will steal and rape your innocence of laughing, and comedy, and all that is right in the free-world, him and his partner (butt-buddy) Tim Burton. Don't let them near you or your children, especially your children!
Mind-Rapist by KingShady April 6, 2010

Racist mind

When you take something that is said out of context and think its's racist.
Probably any sentence with the word/colour Black in it.

"Excuse me what did you just say? That sounds racist"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way. You must have a racist mind."
Racist mind by Lazygal_ July 28, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026