Milkshake Fountain 

Milkshake Fountain- When someone orgasms in the mouth of another person, the receiving participant will not spit nor swallow while the person who had the orgasm continues to pee in their mouth. After both urine and cum are in the person's mouth, they will swish, as if mouthwash, the mixture around. Finally, the receiving person will tilt their head straight back and spit the mixture into the air, as if a fountain, and has it land back onto their own face.

The stressed out businessman paid good money to an escort to carryout a Milkshake Fountain for him. To the escort's disgust she obliged and performed the move wonderfully, so well in fact, stalactites formed on the motel room ceiling.

Milkshake Fountain by Wheat B. Read January 28, 2016

crunchy 

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007