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Milfy Crush 

The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie (hereafter referred to as HH), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom to troll HH's chatroom or facebook page.
"Hot_Milfy_Mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to 'show armpit hh.' Last night she was there for over an hour."

"Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."
Milfy Crush by CaptainStupendous November 29, 2011
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Milf crush 

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.
Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.
Milf crush by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009

Milf crusher 

Wow, yes I do know that guy! He banged my mom. He's a freaking milf crusher
Milf crusher by Queenjuno June 7, 2017