True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty
pickle is truly
legitSinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper:
fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the
pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE
PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of
pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the
pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh
pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible
death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
