The true
religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of
pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in
urban dictionary)
True worshiper: the
religion of thy mighty
pickle is truly legit
Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the
pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE
PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of
pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the
pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son:
Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the
sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
