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midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

midday wood 

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.
During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood
midday wood by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

International MiG Day 

On the 24th of April, shoot down an NATO Aircraft with R60s in a MiG-29.
"Its international MiG Day today, NATO isn't gonna have an airforce."
A kind, lovely, outgoing woman who lives up to her name's Spanish meaning: "My Flower".
Although she can seem cold sometimes, she's always trying to do the best for her family and friends.
Isn't Migdalia just so funny?
Migdalia by Kat Girl15 January 16, 2009

midday choker 

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.
"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."
midday choker by irowboat August 27, 2009
The most mysterious, dark, cynical, and most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's honest. When you're wrong she'll let you know, she doesn't ever mean to hurt you, but sometimes she can be harsh. She's super hyper, and often doesn't realize how sensitive people are.
Migdaly hates braces, loves things that have to do with health.
Migdaly by Bambi2012 September 5, 2011