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It's like your friends mom is a milf, but she is not that hot. So you would fuck her just to annoy your friend. -Mother I'd Fuck To Annoy my Friend-

Variation: Mif (Mother I'd Fuck), a mother who is not that hot, but you'd fuck anyway.
You: (Insert friend's name)'s mother is not really a milf, she's more like a miftaf

Friend: What do you mean?

You: She isn't that hot but I'd just fuck her to annoy (Insert friend's name)
Miftaf by RedIguana March 7, 2014
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Miftah's are generally very talented in all field. No wonder. It means Key in Arabic Language.

Miftah are lovely and almost always the best in what they do. They help you to succeed.
When I met Miftah, I found in him the Key to my success.
Miftah by Madmina February 2, 2020
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A sexy motherfucker who is the goat at 2k and actual basketball. Everyone needs a miftar, a he got a 6.9 dick!
Damn you are one lucky person to have Miftar’.
miftar by oodadooba January 2, 2018
usually unique and kindhearted girl with swinging mood. always wanted to do good deed and also feel painful to watch others hurt. she is such an adorable and cute girl.
i would love to be somebody like mifta. she is such a nice girl.
mifta by imif November 23, 2021

miftahul 

This is the name of a girl who is determined of her goals. She must be good looking, she has a perfect jo line . She has a serious problem of overthinking. She love flowers ,she has good taste on clothing . She should date a man who is cute as her and give her flower and chocolate on there first meet .
Hey miftahul what are you doing?

- nothing, I’m bored.
ok than let’s go outside !!
- umm… I’m confuse should I go with him or not !
miftahul by Dark Prince November 23, 2021
; Arabic name, usually the person named is gentle, merciful, but selfish.
Miftah ; is a person who is easily attracted to new things.
Miftah by Raliya January 29, 2020

mistaFRESCO

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mistaFRESCO by Seabas January 14, 2009
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