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A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 08, 2009
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Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.
Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.
by kay10 October 16, 2011
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